At first I was thinking, yikes! It’s been over a month since I last wrote anything (and even longer/never since I’ve written anything remotely interesting). But then, I realized whew! I’m glad I get to skip the requisite “I hate Valentine’s Day” rant. Cause who wants to be the cliché single girl who feels like insanely oppressive force (redundant adjectives, much?) from the rest of the godforsaken world full of couples that is too busy ranting about how commercial V-day is, and how they don’t want to deal with the pressure to show their love to their partners – oh why, oh why can’t I be free to express my love in a way that is not spearheaded by massive chocolate/candy/jewelry retailers trying to make a buck off of my love? And gee whiz, my wallet’s too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!
Yes, that’s right, boo fucking hoo. How about you enjoy the fact that you actually have someone in your life about who you can actually express some frickin’ love. Consider yourself lucky and let us single, bitter bitches have the opportunity to rant (and rightly so).
So yes, consider yourself lucky that I remembered my blog after Valentine’s Day has passed and you get to skip out on the ranting. ;)
Go fuck yourself Lots of love!
~noelle
